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The Very First Times Gif Challenge (I promise I’m gonna sleep after this one!)

• OK, guys: new game, basically same rules.
• post every second gif starting with no.2 until you reach the end
• Remember: DO NOT SKIP…cheating makes puppies sad.
• There may be some predictions for your near future. Careful.
• Events are not in chronological order. 

YOUR REACTION TO…

The first time you ate solids. 

In my stomach!

The first time you rode a bike. 

I DON’T HAVE TIME!! lol, I love bike riding

The first time you watched your favorite cartoon 

Angry because I missed it!

The first time you went to school

My teachers are awesome!

The first time you spoke in public. 

I brushed my teeth before and there was still toothpaste on my chin

The first time you met a gay person. 

SO ACCURATE

The first time you kissed someone you liked

oohh…that was lovely ;)

The first time you dated a person you liked 

I. AM. BADASS

The first time you had sex

No comment

The first time you got pregnant

Irony (for those who watch Glee)

The first time you went to the cinema 

I turned into an enormous green rage monster because the movie was horrible

The first time you had the hiccups. 

I was bouncy!

The first time you saw your best friend

I gave her a hug :)

The first time you slept in a friend’s house. 

YAY!!! *Glomps*

The first time you had a crush. 

THIS PERSON IS BEAUTIFUL (and Chris Colfer is my cruch, lol)

The first time you had a celebrity crush. 

Why am I not dating him?

The first time you failed an exam 

D:

The first time you met your math teacher 

How awesome I am

The first time you listened to your favorite band

YEAH!!

The first time you saw your husband/wife. 

We were trying to moonwalk

The first time you broke a bone

I was like jelly XD

The first time you went to Mcdonalds 

OMG!!

The first time you had the talk with your parents 

…..

The first time you went to dance with your friends. 

We were too bad

The first time you had a deep conversation. 

Ran away

The first time you got a secret admirer

SOMEBODY LIKES ME?!

The first time you smoked

….bored

The first time you drank

…

The first time you drew yourself in anime style. 

IT’S AMAZING!!

The first time you read a manga. 

Naruto isn’t flawless now

The first time you watched your favorite youtuber. 

Don’t really have one…

The first time you met Tumblr 

This is the start of a beautiful relationship

The first time you spent the whole night in Tumblr

It’s morning already?

The first time you ate your favorite food. 

TIS DELICIOUS!

The first time you travelled alone.

NO PARENTS! YAY!

The first time you went to the dentist

to your face

The first time you travelled abroad. 

People apparently don’t want me in foreign countries

The first time you read a whole book. 

I like this thing!

The first time you entered to a Starbucks.

Got some coffee like a boss (hot chocolate actually)

The first time you heard about Twitter. 

A site to stalk follow my favorite celebrities? Cool!

The first time you lost a tooth 

It got punched out

The first time you swam

I whip my arm back and forth? Yeah, that’s generally how people swim

The first time you found your parents lied about something. 

WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?

The first time you had an eargasm 

It didn’t happen D:

The first time you had a foodgasm

What was I eating?

Very first time you lied

My parents found out about it, and hid the rum

The first time you got lost

I met jack Skellington

The first time you got in a fight

True story

The first time you made an enemy

They were spazzy idoits

The first time you danced to a song

Ear twitching is considered dancing?

The first time you sang to yourself

I’m pretty good…

The first time you won a trophy

I don’t ride horses…

The first time you got a computer/laptop

Of gifs!

The first time you flirted

Accurate

First time you laughed at yourself

For bad flirting

First time you felt jealous

TRUE.

First time you got mad

That is how I act when I’m mad

First time you cooked

Did I do something wrong?

First time you texted someone

YAY!

First time you disliked someone

Threw an orange at them

wastedontime:

I read someone’s drunken scribbles on a wall and their profile (complete with a picture of them with their children) popped up on the “people you may know” section of Facebook in the same night.

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That is one unfortunate girl!

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dilfosaur:

Anonymous asked you: You should make a picture of Thor hugging Loki and singing Set Fire to the Rain.

what is going on in my inbox

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unlimitedobsessions:

saint-roku-university:

avatargrimes:

c-dra:

Forever my ultimate fictional girl crush.

holy shit.

this looks amazing.

Thank you, Tumblr, for doing one of the things you actually do well — introducing me to/reminding me of awesome artists.

/burns hands/

grandsoulgem:

My favorite is the Caterpie one because he’s fucking the laws of Physics in the name of Caterpie.

jubokko:

sugarsugar-dina:

Man I really suck at editting photos. All I use is Autofix :P But you can see the colors better here than in the old darker pic.

disco ball / hair = love

princesssteve:

thelittletrampette:

nothing-rhymes-with-ianto:

cubonespeaks:

detective-who:

tabbykatification:

sheepdean:

Possibly the greatest line ever uttered by a Dalek

 #it’s like Britain summed up in one soundclip

ahaha screw america and their “freedom”, britain has fucking daleks and bamf!tea

XD

THAT TAG

I want this as my ringtone.

got any jammy dodgers?

/dying

thatfilthyanimal:

fiztheancient:

yowulf:

beiricordi:

uinyan:

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oops i need one

OMG, these are so cute, look at those cute little kit—

Wait
One of cats
has
BALLS
LOL SUCH A SWAG CAT

i want it

/SCREAM