Flying, Frolicking Axolotls

undeniablyblonde:

lirrylirry:

85 YEAR OLD BEST FRIENDS OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST WATCH THIS

old miles per gallon

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i-am-of-asgard:

oakamatic:

thestruttingdead:

gardenburger:

gardenburger:

hey everyone, lets talk about how syphilis didnt appear in Europe till after Christopher Columbus came back from America but didnt exist in people from the Americas either until then. lets talk about how the only animals syphilis was found in before then were llamas.

no im not kidding we need to talk about this

#are you implying what i think you are

#chRISTOPHER COLUMBUS FUCKeDA LLAMA

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lumos5000:

zukolover13:

naiveandnyinnocent:

Hey remember that time HSM tried to do cool editing and it was hilarious?

What the fuck did I just watch?

Are we going to ignore the inception hallway part?

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vegasmo:
The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.

I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.

recorrupted:

vegasmo:

The only kind of marks you should ever leave on a dog.

I’ve reblogged this photo so many times & that’s my favorite comment on a photo in the history of the world.

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idontlike-endings:

thetallblacknerd:

So tell me about your problems

that’s so fucking cute holy shit

idontlike-endings:

thetallblacknerd:

So tell me about your problems

that’s so fucking cute holy shit

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anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

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sakiart:

WIP process pics of my most recent pencil drawing of Benedict :3

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starksfell:

my favourite kind of friendship is one where there’s a mutual understanding of the fact that we both have our own lives so we won’t be able to talk or hang out all the time but when we do talk or hang out it’s like picking up right where we left off 

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“Fantastic!”

“Fantastic!”

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dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

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strifeanddeath:

shalrath:

But i’m a crepe

i’m a weirdough

what the hell am i doughing here

i doughnut belong here

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andythelemon:

pimientos-especiales:

So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog.

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I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain.

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This movie takes place in the 1920s.

*spits out drink* AHAHA!

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wyattcalzones:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

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